Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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