I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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