I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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