miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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