i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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