in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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