I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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