Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
wow bdsm is so cute
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