how can u be prego again
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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