god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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