I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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