rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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