i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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