Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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