You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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