I think scott just propositioned me for sex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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