omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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