when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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