The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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