I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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