It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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