Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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