Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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