he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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