WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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