halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I love having hate sex.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
