Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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