I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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