time to smoke my breakfast
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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