kristin has been a bad kristin
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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