I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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