Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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