i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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