I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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