discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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