belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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