I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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