her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How does one acquire holy water?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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