She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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