i already hear my dad disowning me
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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