The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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