Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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