i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
whose ass print is on the piano?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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