you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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