Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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