ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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