I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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