i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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