Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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