Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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