I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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