It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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