I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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