sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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