There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
