Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize